Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
You need a sexual gate keeper
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
Randomize
