i don't like sucking hair
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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