We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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