My hand turned me down
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
