he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
In America we eat man semen.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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