i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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