Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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