He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
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she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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