hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
So much rum. So many feels.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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