if i died would you start the facebook group?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I can't turn off my feet"
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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