Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
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If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
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Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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