Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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