Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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