Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
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No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
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Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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