I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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