he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
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i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
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I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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