Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
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How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
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I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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