Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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