theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
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sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
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Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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