WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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