i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
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Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
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The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
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