brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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