At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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