i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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