dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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