I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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