so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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