Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
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like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
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I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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