i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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