just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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