nut hugger
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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