Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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