that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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