Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
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Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
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After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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