I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
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