So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
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