susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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