I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Oh god it's open bar.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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