wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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