i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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