I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Who died my cat blue again?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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