who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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