you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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