They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
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I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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