Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
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Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
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And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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