shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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