i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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