So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
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remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
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You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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