Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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