found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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