Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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