You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
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classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
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We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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