Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
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that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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