Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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