You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
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just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
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It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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