Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
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it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
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Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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