Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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