Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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