who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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