either way he was missing a nipple.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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