i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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