North Korea, Best Korea!
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
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i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
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